I, for one, understand this completely. I like giving them mostly because I like penis. Let me sweat in really unattractive ways and be in a really vulnerable position. Just do your thing, let him do your thing, and get out. I know you want to feel like you have a huge penis right now but it really hurts and makes me feel degraded. So cut it out! Oh, right.

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Come on, you know you've tried it. If you have a penis, a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you've tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants. That's OK, man has been trying to get that thing into his mouth since the dawn of time. Unfortunately, most of us can't do it.
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Men explain things to women all the time, but they never seem to tell us what we really want to know: What does a blow job actually feel like? In order to get some answers, I canvassed strangers, friends, and friends of friends. I grilled men in bars and over the phone and G-chat until I was satisfied with the quality of their description of what is supposedly the most highly savored sexual act.